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Movie Dudes That Are Not Real Guys

 
Posted January 28th, 2013 @ 1:18pm

Buzzfeed has compiled a list of 11 guys who make us swoon in the movies -- but are nowhere to be found in real life. Here they are:

◦Titanic -- The selfless artist who just wants you to live your dreams and when the boat you're on sinks in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean he lets go of the board.

◦The Notebook -- The guy who writes you 365 letters everyday for a year and when you show up engaged, brings you out in a rowboat to a river of swans.

◦Sleepless in Seattle -- The man who falls in love with a perfect stranger that he's never met, never seen and doesn't know anything about. At all.

◦The Princess Bride -- The guy who says things like, "As you wish!" and "I will always come for you," then safely leads you through something called a "fire swamp," which is filled with quicksand and rodents of an unusual size.

◦Romeo and Juliet -- The guy who disowns his family, scales walls, recites poetry, wages a mini-war and drinks poison for you.

◦Ghost -- The guy who comes back from the dead and uses Whoopi Goldberg to find you.

◦Love Actually -- This super romantic guy who now stars on The Walking Dead and has awesome hair and pretty great handwriting.

◦City of Angels -- The perfect angel who just falls into your lap, because he used to be an actual angel and left heaven just to be with you.

◦Pretty Woman -- The man who doesn't care about your ho tendencies, or how much money you make per hour for them, or the fact that you wear a crop top to work.

◦Twilight -- The incredibly wealthy gentleman who's saving himself for you, can quote Shakespeare by heart, plays the piano, will protect you from the supernatural and loves to watch you sleep.

◦Legends of the Fall -- Brad Pitt and his beautiful, shiny hair.

 

 

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